Like your earthworms?

Yes. Yes.

We're looking at a completely incipient creature.

The dawn of a new species.

The first of its kind.

- My life sucks. - Oh, please.

- Your life doesn't suck. His life sucks. - Because I'm married to you.

I cannot believe he put the moves on me.

After everything I've done for him.

He is scum.

To him, you're just a pair of breasts that talk.

- Hey, there's an image. - I'm telling you, he is dirt.

He's a douche-bag, gutter-slime' dog-crap puke-chunks.

Hey, you don't see I'm eating?

Audrey, you're too damn nice.

That's your problem. Nice gets you nothing in this town.

It's dog-eat-dog. You gotta be a killer to get ahead.

I'm sorry, baby, but you just don't got what it takes.

- Do you think that's true? - Pretty much. You're a nice person.

Nice guys finish last.