and most tantalizing enterprise, gentlemen.

Here he goes again.

- Now wait. - Give it up, man.

-What I have here is a cast... -Oh!

...of a giant, non-human footprint.

-That's a big foot. -I bet he's a big fellow. Heh.

One of dozens of documented eyewitness reports

of a mysterious creature.

-Do you mind? -Oh.

Huge, hairy, and walking upright.

Neither ape nor man,

Yes, he's had many names:

Skookum, Rougarou,

Tse'nahaha, Loo Poo Oi'Yes...

...and most commonly known in... in a muddled derivation of an old Halkomelem dialect,

-as Sasquatch. -Heh. That'll never catch on.

I offer you a glimpse of a legendary creature lost in time

and proof-- proof, I tell you--

that man's primate ancestors are not just tall tales and flights of fancy,

but alive and well