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The nightmares still keeping you awake at night?

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Mm-hm. And now I have a new one.

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Put your head back. Tell me about it.

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Well, I'm at the market, working one of the registers.

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And I suddenly notice the next customer is this horrible,

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obnoxious woman with bright orange hair.

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Anyway...

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I'm passing her stuff over the bar code scanner

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and I don't notice it, but the computer

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starts to ring up all the wrong prices.

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So when I'm all done I look at the total and it's way up over...

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- (SLAPPING BACK) - (GRUNTS)

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and it's way up over... and it's way up over $100,000.

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- That much? - Yes.

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So the woman with the orange hair says to me, real calm...

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she says to me:

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"I don't carry that kind of cash around on me, sweetie."

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- Want to open wide, there? - Yeah.

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(GAGGING)

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And I say, "Oh, is that right?" And she says,