Have you fellas ever considered calling a cereal Jackie O's?

Just a pitch, but I think she'd get a kick out of it.

Thank you, sir. We'll certainly take a good hard look at that.

Yeah, I'm kind of in the doghouse since you-know-who sang "Happy Birthday" to me.

Anyway, we have been informed

that those hacks over at Post are now working with the goddamn Ruskies.

Well, why would they do that?

Well, obviously because you nitwits cut off their sugar supply.

Now Khrushchev is trying to help them get it through Communist Cuba.

Whole damn island is sugarcane.

The idea of our American children waking up in the morning

to a commie breakfast pastry really burns my britches.

They were already burning due to the aforementioned blonde in the sequin dress.

You have to win. Are you making any progress?

- Progress? Show him, Stan. - Okay.

[paper rustling]

It's not to scale, but...

Astonishing. What are you guys, five years old?

Little John-John draws better than that. And I think something's wrong with him.

Mr. President, to be perfectly honest, we could really use some help.