MAN: Would you like to hear my full lab report, Dr. Rice?

I hope you like chicken and saffron rice served with chocolate sauce.

-What do you mean "feed on rice"? -Just how it sounds, Red.

To force a hungry population to buy VILE brand instant imitation rice,

and instead of the toast, I'll have a single grain of rice.

-It's my spot now! -Not for long, you tub of rice shit!

And that's Grantland Rice, the most powerful sports writer in the country.

Our policy is not to throw rice. It's bad for the birds.

I've always wanted to try red beans and rice, muffulettas, po' boys.

I once ate a box of uncooked rice in a movie theater.

What are you doing, Lou? Knocking the rice off of your spikes?

You know, when people eat rice, they use chopsticks or a fork.

What has that got to do with the price of rice, right?

You don't wanna go in the kitchen. The wild rice went crazy.

I divided the rice very carefully. It's all clean, it's all good.

If you can make your ghormeh sabzi with a shedload of rice,

- Look, the Golden Gate Bridge, - Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat

or Walter Scott, or Tamir Rice, or Freddie Gray from being killed?

So if you go out to eat, she can only have rice.

and you won't believe this, but if you put it in rice