Pretend like it's ironic.

- I'll come. I actually quite like it. - Bam! Claire's in.

- I'll go. - Great. Tom's for Jesus.

- I'll come. - Geoffrey's for Jesus.

- This is good. - Alan? Alan, did... did you want to come?

Oh, what the fuck?

Today, Jesus urges us to live a worthy life.

And what better gift to give him than that

of a marriage between a man and a woman?

But...

... marriage as an institution is under great pressure today.

No two men or two women can become one flesh.

We weren't designed to be homosexual.

Any electrician will tell you you can't get power

if you use two same-sex electrical sockets.

They... simply won't spark.

And if you consider a magnet...

two positives come together and they repel.

Yet, when the opposite sources are used,

they weld to one another tightly, like a man and wife in holy matrimony.