It's just, like, I already went swimming once against my will.

Wetness.

Ha, ha. Whoa.

KIRBY: So, Thomas, are you having fun?

- No. - Not at all?

- Yes. - You look pretty fucked up.

- I'm a little fucked up. - But you look good.

- Have you gotten lucky at all? - I'm pretty lucky right now.

Slow down, dude.

THOMAS: Fine. Give me that.

- Are you having fun at this party? - So much fun.

It's just that it's a small get-together. It should be basically chill.

THOMAS: Look how chill this is. KIRBY: It's no big deal. I mean, there's two DJ's.

That's not a big deal, right? When do your parents get home?

I don't know.

KIRBY: Thomas? Thomas. Eyes up here.

THOMAS: You have great knees. KIRBY: Thanks.

People don't tell you that enough, Kirby.

COSTA: J.B., get your fat ass up!

There's a midget in the oven. Let's go. Come on.