THOMAS: All right, just give me like 10 minutes.

(GROANS)

COSTA: No fucking way, man!

THOMAS: Ow! Get off me. COSTA: This is your night.

Cut the music. Cut it. How's everybody doing? It's your host, Costa.

I'm gonna bring up my best friends, Thomas and J.B.

Get your asses up here right now.

Come on, move your asses.

Come on, J.B., move your fat ass.

The reason you guys are here tonight is because it's Thomas Kub's birthday.

And we're gonna sing a little "Happy Birthday" for him. One, two, three.

ALL (SINGING): Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear Thomas

(ALL CHEERING)

COSTA: Thanks, everybody, for coming. Let's get the music rocking!

DUDE: Wait up. Wait, wait.

Wait up, wait up. I wanted to do a birthday song too, if I can, Thomas. Is that cool?

(CROWD CHEERS)

THOMAS: It's all right with me, brother.