Oh, well, haw-haw! Well, I have no idea.

So, uh, what are you doing tonight, Alan?

Um... I don't know, Geoffrey. Mae won't answer the phone, so...

- Well, you should come hang with us. - What?

- Oh, I wouldn't want to interlude. - Intrude.

But you should definitely come, Alan.

No, you definitely should not come.

Tom just broke up with Niamh. He's probably crying.

It'll be... it'll be weird.

Well... but Mae won't let me into the house.

- It's your house! - Yeah! Women.

Women!

Ow!

- Better not give me chlamydia. - It's gone, it's gone. I swear.

I'm so sorry, Josh.

Why?

Well, you should be living in this rat hole, not at your mum's place.

It's fine. I have a room here that you pay for.

I've stolen your youth. I am so proud of you.

And... and Mum's proud too. She probably doesn't say it, but...