-[thunder rumbling] -[King Tut sighs]

[dramatic up-tempo music playing]

[Dottie] Kids, some dogs are meant to be champions.

Some dogs are meant to be…

dogs.

[Barbara] Our dog's a loser!

[Zeus] The only thing you're going to win

is total humiliation for you and your family.

[groans]

[Phil] He's gone too far, Dottie.

Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school.

[Guy] You've discovered a new breed of dog,

the Not-So-Great Dane.

-[grunts] -[car horn blaring]

Whoa!

[grunts]

[panting]

Oh!

[sighs]

They’ll be better off without me.