Thanks!

- After all, it's probably my fault. - It's not anyone's fault.

I didn't play enough sport with you when you were a kid.

Dad, I don't think the amount of sport you play as a child

is in direct ratio to the amount you'll enjoy kissing boys.

Just promise me that you'll use protection.

A homosexual man is 30 times more likely to get AIDS.

No, that's not a fact, Dad. That's not science.

I really don't think that's a real statistic.

Well... do you use protection, Geoffrey?

Oh, look, actually, it's...

It's a bit awkward to talk about, Alan.

We... haven't had penetrative sex yet,

but... when we do,

I promise you, we will use protection.

Oh, well, good. That's... that's good news.

I mean, I know it doesn't feel as good, but...

Gee whiz, it feels a hell of a lot better than dying at 30.

- You got that right. - Dad, please stop.

Oh! Relax, will you?