I might know a couple guys.

And they're local.

[Stan] First I think we just wanna thank you for your time today.

You're the experts. But, uh, well, let's get started.

"Fruit-Magoos." What?

No.

-"Heat 'Em Up and Eat 'Em Ups." - No sale.

-"Oblong Nibblers." Mmm. - Tough room.

- Look, the name is the game, people. - If we like the name, we'll eat it.

Do you know if Post has a name for theirs?

I believe they were going back and forth between Fresh Flatties

and Dextrose Dillies.

- Oh man. - Mmm, those are both strong.

[Stan] Give me a minute.

Hi there. How you doing?

How about you tell us what those tasted like?

The jelly, was it firm?

Was it oozy?

Did it coagulate? [snapping fingers] Come on.

I'm keeping this.