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Mascots (2016)

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He was not making me do a bunch of weird stuff all in one night.

Mascots (2016)

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I spread it out.

Mascots (2016)

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But it felt respectful.

Mascots (2016)

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And I like how that felt, and he, uh...

Mascots (2016)

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And you liked when I bought you the baseball team.

Mascots (2016)

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The day that I got her that baseball team, the look on her face,

Mascots (2016)

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she's like a nine-year-old girl at Christmas.

Mascots (2016)

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It was so sweet, and it just...

Mascots (2016)

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He put the team in my name, and that meant a lot, too.

Mascots (2016)

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Yeah, my lawyer almost killed me, but I did it.

Mascots (2016)

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Well, I'm awfully glad I have this woman in my life,

Mascots (2016)

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and I hope she's here to stay. And...

Mascots (2016)

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I haven't left him, and I think it's because...

Mascots (2016)

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he continues to show me a good time. He tells me whatever I do is cool.

Mascots (2016)

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I mean, I'll make some macramé shit bag, you know?

Mascots (2016)

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[stammering]

Mascots (2016)

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And he'll just go, "That's a masterpiece," or something. You know what I mean?

Mascots (2016)

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Just don't make me carry it. Please.

Mascots (2016)

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And then he wants to sniff it. He wants to sniff all my bags.

Mascots (2016)

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I do.