You…

I mean…

You…

[whimpers]

You are who you are, Marmaduke.

[sighs]

[exhales]

[groans]

Oh, Phil means well,

but he's not really good at the old pick-me-up speech.

[sighs]

Oh, come on. It's not that big a deal.

So you lost the dog show competition.

I didn't just lose.

I lost it in the championship trophy in front of 500 people.

[sighs]

Do you have any idea how humiliating that is?

-Then I got my butt stuck in the trophy. -[inhales sharply]

And tt took two security guards to get it out!

[grunts]