Is that a fountain over there? Seriously, could we turn that off?

Just call the concierge and ask for a suite overlooking the fountain.

I want to go through life jumping into fountains naked. Good night.

-Actually, we're looking for the Fountain of Youth. -We're just passing through.

I know why you are here. You seek the Fountain of Youth.

like that guy who was peeing in the fountain at the mall.

No idea, but the fountains are nice. And security? Quick as bunnies.

Yeah, man, but I did... I banged that girl in the fountain.

When I was a kid, I used to swim in this fountain.

Yeah. I was just there for New Year's. Where's the chocolate fountain?

I don't drop coins in fountains, and I don't wish on stars,

Ooh, I didn't know our box had a pretty fountain in it.

But the water in the Fountain will finally restore my youthful vitality.

‐ Don't, no, I can sell it and then buy a chocolate fountain

Emmett found Millie and the Reverend skinny-dipping in the church's fountain...

so I stopped in at the coffee shop at the Fountain Rock

Oh, come on, Blanche. I mean, she's working at the Fountain Rock.

That dog kept on saying, 'Buckets of blood. A fountain of fire.'

Dude, I knew this job was gonna be a complete dookie fountain.

A socially responsible, minority-owned company that makes fountains shaped like houses.