Look, Lane. If you were living with a family like that...

the less you spoke, the happier you would be, I promise you.

God, I never thought of that.

I thought if Casanova and I had nothing to say to each other...

he'd get bored, go away.

Instead, he used it as a chance to put his testicles all over me.

His what?

How you say... octopus, testicles?

Tentacles. "N-t." Tentacles.

- Tentacles. - There's a big difference.

All I want is to come to the States and see Dodger Stadium.

Now all I see is that... that face in my door every time I move.

Dodgers, huh? I notice you have a pretty good pitching arm.

What else is there that is of interest in the States...

but the Brooklyn Dodgers?

I don't know. You might find a nice friend.

You do have friends in France?

You know... friend.

Friend.

- Then you will not tell? - That you're a Dodgers fan?