I mean, the choice is yours.

Raisin Bran and irrelevant

or provocative and revolutionary.

Who notices dead trees?

Shut up, Herman.

Genius at work.

Also available with a naughty hint of chocolat, Jelle Jolie Noir.

And, coming soon, Jelle Jolie Sensual.

With no packet at all, for those who dare.

Because his pleasure is also hers.

- That's not actually true. - Why not?

So are we celebrating? Carve up some of that Midwestern beef you're so famous for?

Maybe lasso ourselves some thick-ankled Jelle Jolie

of our own in this dust bucket of a town?

Can-- Can we think about it?

I'd say yes, but I don't think thinking is your strong suit.

Tell you what, I'll be retired on a bluff overlooking Stinson Beach

while you're still genuflecting before the god of mediocrity.

- Roger. - Glad I left the car running.

Why are they so mean? It's just advertising.