[snoring]

[whimpering]

[woman screams]

[retching]

[Barbara screams]

[gags]

[woman gagging, coughing]

[dramatic music continues]

[boy] We're all gonna die!

[screaming]

-[boy grunts] -[crashing]

[coughing]

That's awesome!

[coughing]

[inhales] That was a disgrace!

I’ve never seen anything more embarrassing in all my life!

I can't believe I thought you had a shot at greatness.

[Marmaduke whimpers]

Congratulations, Phil.

You've discovered a new breed of dog.