And you got to burp him every time you feed him.

And don't forget to burp him. And sing. He likes that.

Do you want me to burp you? Come here. Come here.

-Furp? What's a furp? -It's a fart burp, you fucking idiot.

-[burps] Ah. -And I know that 'cause I, too, am drunk.

Instead of grandchildren, you're liable to wind up burping a beetle.

That cup is a camera. [Burps] That tree is a camera.

[ Burps ] He needs to be put down like a rabid dog.

(Spike burps) Twilight: I knew she would want to take immediate action.

She's up for any [burps] sick, nasty thing I want to do.

We all burp and fart and that's the way God planned it

I don't like bottled beer. Got too much gas. Make me burp.

- You don't have to have bottled beer. - I don't like to burp.

I mean, Rosco can't hardIy go night-night without Boss burps him.

She was patting me on the back, and I happened to burp.

And don't burp him too hard after the bottle, he hates that.

Oh, man, he needs to go before his burps turn into lasers.

I'm sorry, I swallowed too much air. I was trying to burp.

All right. Let me just burp through my nose for a second,

that's set to go off every time he burps into his hand.