Cooking's her new thing. She cooks all the time now.

I stopped by to tell you I'm gonna be picking a new captain...

for the ski team on Sunday.

All you gotta do to be captain, Myer, is beat me.

The tryouts won't be the same if you're not there, champ.

So what are you and Myer talking about?

Is he telling you what a great lover he is?

She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak "imbecile."

There's one language I speak that all women understand.

Just ask your last girlfriend.

Would you like to learn some new words?

Shit! Stupid!

- What's going on here? - Nothing!

Myer's new frog girlfriend here is just as much of a clod as he is.

Hold on. You think you're such a big tough guy because you're captain.

The truth is, I could out-ski you any day of the week.

- Really? - You want a race, I'll take you on.

- Yeah, I'm sure. - From the K-12, champ.

- Chicken? - What did you say?

- Anytime. You name it. - You're diggin' your own grave.