How did I get so lucky?

Men. They only want one thing.

But if they don't want to marry me, they ain't getting that thing no more.

Because if I can't sell it

I'm gonna sit right down on it

Before I ever give it away

- Beautiful, beautiful. - Oh, Chester.

I'd ask for an encore, but I'm busy. It's time to see the man.

Then it's on to bigger and better things.

So, goodbye, old office. Goodbye, desk. Goodbye, chair.

You didn't say goodbye to the plants.

I talked enough to them plants.

They say if you get too friendly, it's no good, you know.

- Good luck. - Thanks.

Oh, and I'm glad you gave me the right finger.

Mr. Mullen's board meeting is at 2:00.

Then he has a new mall dedication at 4:00.

- Hey, sexy, how you doing? - Oh, Chester.

Hey, too bad I'm spoken for. You're my type.

I love girls with eyeglasses.