and she was in her bathing suit,

so I struck up a conversation.

This is a really nice house.

Thank you.

Is it your dad's house?

No, it's... It's ours.

Oh. Wow.

You look so young to be living in a house this nice.

What?

Do you have any sunscreen? I forgot mine.

Sure.

And, see, I thought that was pretty smart of me, right,

to ask to borrow the sunscreen,

because that way I could ask if she wanted some

and I could rub some on her back, right?

Instead of me just coming out and asking to rub some on her back.

It was pretty smooth, huh?

Anyway, once I started rubbing lotion all over her body,

-the rest was pretty easy. She... -All right! That's it!

Stop it! I don't need to hear any more.