Oh, so I... I guess it's my fault, then. Just like everything else.

Why don't we just agree to disagree about who gave who chlamydia?

'Cause I don't want her telling everyone that I gave her chlamydia.

It does suck you're getting a reputation for... sexually transmitted diseases

when you didn't actually get to have the actual sex.

Yeah, well, of course, you're all on Tom's side.

I'm not! I don't have a side.

Actually, there's no way of telling who had it, so...

Thank you, Geoffrey.

Though, statistically speaking, it probably was Niamh.

Yeah. You have had a considerable amount more sex than... than Tom.

- You think I'm a slut? - No...

I think it's more that they're saying I'm not a slut.

- He's totally frigid. - He's right. I pretty much am.

- You're ashamed of me. - I'm not ashamed of you.

Well, then, why don't you ever back me up in front of your friends?

Because you told them that I gave you chlamydia.

It's over.

What?

It's over. Over, over. It's over.