Mission accomplished, dude.

It worked. She totally went for it.

You were not even supposed to be there for another 45 minutes.

Oh, really? Yeah.

I totally forgot what time you guys told me,

and I was so excited about it I just went over there.

Um...

So, then, you... She actually... You guys...

Yep. It was easy.

Easy? What does that mean, easy?

No, I don't mean easy like she was easy or anything like,

"Your wife's a slut," or anything.

I just meant it wasn't hard to get her to...

Never mind.

Tell me. Tell me what happened. I want to hear it all.

-You sure? -Yeah. I'm sure.

Okay. Well, she let me in,

so I just went back like I was cleaning the pool,

and I don't know anything about pool cleaning, right?

So, I was totally just faking it,