- Mmm! I know what mine is. - I'll start.

Once, when I was making out with this girl...

How many girls have you made out with?

Um, I've had sex... ish with five.

Five. Five girls.

Did you like it?

- Claire's sitting right there. - It's fine. I was there for it.

- I know what it was like. - Harsh.

Tom gave me chlamydia once.

S... say what?

That's my thing, my most embarrassing thing.

- Oh, it's not really your turn. - I did not give you chlamydia.

Uh, yes, you did. How else could I have gotten it?

I've explained this. Before I met you, I hadn't had sex for eight months.

It's true. Tom is just really horrible at getting sex.

Yeah, well, I got it right after I met you,

so I think you must be hiding something.

No, it's just...

You can get it and then not have any symptoms and it randomly just pops up.

- That sounds a lot like bullshit, Tom. - It's not. That's... that's the truth.