Uh...

Here we are.

Whoa.

(GULPING)

Wow. Okay.

(GIRL SCREAMS)

(CROWD YELLING AND LAUGHING)

GIRL: J.B.!

(GIRL LAUGHING)

How did this thing get up here? Was someone in my parents' room?

It's a gnome. I guess he gets around. Who cares, man?

Well, I just don't want people up here.

Besides, it's creepy. Look at him.

(CLATTERING)

- J.B., what are you looking for? - To see if your dad has condoms.

I'm working on something.

Only thing you're working on is diabetes, you fat fuck.

- Oh, dude, Alexis just texted me. - What? What's it say?

"Body shots for the birthday boy right now"?

- Dude, it's fucking on! J.B.: Check it out.