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Pixels (2015)

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Do you know that he proposed in a waterfall?

Pixels (2015)

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- I mean, a freaking waterfall. - Smooth.

Pixels (2015)

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But now, according to a text I got 20 minutes ago,

Pixels (2015)

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he's marrying a 19-year-old named after a spice.

Pixels (2015)

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It's not even spelled correctly.

Pixels (2015)

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- Mmm. - (SCOFFS)

Pixels (2015)

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It's just not where I thought I'd be at this point in my life.

Pixels (2015)

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- Oh, God. I hear that. - (SIGHS)

Pixels (2015)

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I was supposed to have a baby with my ex-wife.

Pixels (2015)

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And the doctor who was helping us make the baby

Pixels (2015)

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did help us make the baby.

Pixels (2015)

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But, unfortunately, I wasn't in the room.

Pixels (2015)

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(TOOTS SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT)

Pixels (2015)

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Maybe this really is all for the best.

Pixels (2015)

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How do you mean?

Pixels (2015)

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You already married the wrong guy. You got the worst part over with.

Pixels (2015)

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What's up, geeks and goobers?

Pixels (2015)

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They call me the Fire Blaster!

Pixels (2015)

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'Cause my hands are blazing fast,

Pixels (2015)

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and also I will blast and burn all my competitors' weak-ass moves.