It's true what they say.

When you meet a celebrity, your IQ drops 50 points.

- Where am I? - It's just-- You're a living legend.

Stopping our shipment in Turkey,

the assassination in Berlin

and now this thing with Elena and the passcode.

The boss talks about you all the time. You've become an obsession for him.

"The Taxman killed Elena. The Taxman has the passcode.

Oh, how I want to find and murder the Taxman."

And now here you are.

No, no, I'm-- I'm not a taxman. I'm a farmer.

I came to London to surprise a girl, and these guys, they jumped me.

Textbook evasion.

Frankly, a little disappointing, but the performance?

Sublime.

It's like you truly believe what you're saying.

Because I'm telling the truth.

You have the wrong guy. My name is Cole Turner.

My passport's right over there in the bag, in the front flap.

Sublime. It truly is an honor to torture you today.