I am just going to keep driving past the party and take you home.

Have to eat those horrible pies all by ourselves.

Fine. And they're tarts.

And they're not horrible.

- They're delicious. - They're overmixed.

You should have known better. I've taught you how to make tarts. And pies.

You know that I'm not really coming to church, yeah?

Josh, you are such a disappointment!

Why are you, uh, waiting out the front?

I was waiting for you so we could go in together.

- How long have you been waiting for? - Since I got here.

I don't know, half an hour?

- What are you doing? - I just... I...

I just like it better when your shirt's off.

- Uh, ok. - Yes!

Joshua!

- Aunty Peg! - Hi, Aunty Peg!

- You forgot your tarts! - Of course.

Does your mother know about this?

- No. - Well!