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Mascots (2016)

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"Ma'am, why don't you go out next time without your crown and scepter,

Mascots (2016)

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and wear a fez?"

Mascots (2016)

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Oh, yeah. "And carry a selfie stick.

Mascots (2016)

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And while you're at it, have Philip bring along a ladder."

Mascots (2016)

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That's not what he's saying, though, is it?

Mascots (2016)

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You're not listening to him.

Mascots (2016)

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- It is what he's saying. - No, he's not.

Mascots (2016)

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He's just... If you listen...

Mascots (2016)

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Oh, now, I'm not a good listener?

Mascots (2016)

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No, you're not a brilliant listener.

Mascots (2016)

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You don't tell him how good he is often enough.

Mascots (2016)

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I'm always telling him how good he is!

Mascots (2016)

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Are you? Do you? I mean...

Mascots (2016)

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- Yes! - When?

Mascots (2016)

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Well, maybe not in words.

Mascots (2016)

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But I love him!

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I love him like a son.

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He is your son.

Mascots (2016)

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Well, I know, but that's why I love him.

Mascots (2016)

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Well, you don't tell him. And words are useful, aren't they?