Listen. He will be at work.

You will go by when he is not there,

and you will pose as the pool cleaner

trying to seduce the wife.

I see. Yeah. I get it now.

-It's so simple. -Yeah. I'm sorry. Cool.

Yeah. You're not even gonna be there.

No, he will not be there.

He will not be at the house. You will be at the house.

The wife will be at the house. He will...

-Not be... -Not be at the house.

Cool. No problem. This is gonna be great.

Now, I want you to remember that she might not go for it.

So, awesome, yeah. No, I can hardly wait.

-She might not go for it. -This is going to be awesome.

Awesome. Hey, man, if you know of anybody else

who might need, you know, what I do, like lonely housewives and shit,

you think you could tell them about me?

Because I figure if I can get enough of them,

then maybe I could quit my landscaping job.