For your mum. To get her out of the house.

- Help her make new friends. - Yes?

I think she should come to church, and you should come too.

No, Peg. We don't want to come to church.

We've spoken about this.

We don't want to go to church 'cause... we don't believe in God.

Oh, would you prefer to go to hell?

You can't threaten an atheist with hell, Peg. It doesn't make any sense.

It's like a hippie threatening to punch you in your aura.

It's stupid.

Jesus Christ, it's terrifying. It's just terrifying driving with you.

I'm not going to be around for very much longer,

and I would like to believe that one day

I might just bump into you in heaven.

Peg, we both know that you are, unfortunately, very healthy, ok?

I'm not taking you to the party unless you promise to come to church.

What a great way to trick God into securing my eternal salvation.

Brilliant.

Oh, you can be as smart-alec as you like,

but if you don't promise to come to church,