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Mascots (2016)

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I'm gonna do the ladder routine that I've been working on.

Mascots (2016)

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Come on now. We talked about this.

Mascots (2016)

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I know we talked about it. We've talked about it a lot.

Mascots (2016)

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But I really think now is the moment

Mascots (2016)

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for me to finish with the big ladder routine.

Mascots (2016)

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Now, because there's a ladder here...

Mascots (2016)

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No, Dad, there wasn't just a ladder there. I bought that ladder.

Mascots (2016)

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- [Owen Sr.] You bought it? When? - Yeah, I bought it yesterday.

Mascots (2016)

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I've been working on this routine for months, Dad, and it's good.

Mascots (2016)

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- You didn't tell me about it. - I have told you.

Mascots (2016)

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I've told you time and time again about the ladder routine,

Mascots (2016)

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and you keep knocking it down.

Mascots (2016)

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I've seen the Americans' acts. They're bigger. They've got big finishes.

Mascots (2016)

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They've got fireworks and pyros and dancing girls.

Mascots (2016)

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- So we have to become American now? - No, we're not coming...

Mascots (2016)

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We've got a beautiful routine. It's lovely.

Mascots (2016)

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What we've got is a British act that has tradition.

Mascots (2016)

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- I know. - Tradition is good!

Mascots (2016)

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Our tradition is great.

Mascots (2016)

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Do you wanna piss on tradition? Do you? Go to Her Majesty.