I know it's bacon.

What have you done to it?

You said you didn't like all the grease from fried bacon...

so I boiled it.

What is Lane doing up at this hour on a Sunday?

Doesn't he turn to dust if the sun hits him before noon?

It's tryouts for the high school ski team.

He's going up to Mt. Brody with Beth.

Sure he's going up with Beth.

He can't do anything without that girl.

I tell you, Jenny, that boy is obsessed.

Now, honey...

obsessed?

Do we not throw things away when they're empty?

What in the name of all that's holy...

Badger likes the prizes you can get...

from cutting the coupons from the boxes.

He's mailing them today.

Can't you wait until the...

Lane, a closet door can be closed as well as it can be opened.