I'd light some sparklers and jump up and down, yelling 'yay'...

I brought sparklers. I'll light them later and do some kicks.

...ignominiously, so let's light the sparklers and move on down the road.

We want you to live long and wear your sparklers to grandkids' graduations.

but I'm out of sparklers, and my feet hurt too much to jump.

- That's going to be lovely. - But I didn't do the part with the sparklers.

to put two ignited sparklers straight up my nostrils when we were both 11.