What? Oh, uh... my friends know about the snowboarding.

OK, in skateboarding, weight back. In snowboarding, weight centred.

Hey, look. That's the biggest snowboarding competition in Tyrol.

You have one that looks like snowboarder Chloe Kim?

I have to give Mr. Mays a snowboard lesson.

Did I ever tell you how I invented snowboarding?

Do you wanna see a turkey on a snowboard?

when he showed me 40 minutes of snowboarding videos

Oh, That's Right. They Don't Have Snowboards At Skyline.

Turn In Your Jackets And Learn How To Snowboard.

Which You And The Other Kids On Snowboards Started.

- Snowboarding the Alps is unreal. - You boarded the Alps?

Some drunk snowboarder crashed into me in Sun Valley

He's, like, writing a movie about snowboarders or some shit.

All right! How about that for a couple of snowboarders?

You know, pro snowboarder, sponsorship deals all over the place.

and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos or something?

and he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding.

you know how I always keep my snowboard with me

How else am I supposed to raise money for snowboarding?