I'm a unihorn. Don't look at me. Don't look at me.

I'm hideous. I'm a monster.

- Tree-hugger. - Knuckle dragger.

- Tree-hugger. - Knuckle dragger.

Veggieburger.

All right, all right. That's enough, you two.

Listen, Girl Scout, they're dumb animals.

I'm just respecting the natural order: man on top, animals on the bottom.

But your bear-- Now, now, your bear is special.

He belongs somewhere in the middle.

Between two slices of rye, smothered in gravy.

You're a sick, sick, twisted puppy, Shaw.

Put me down for a box of Thin Mints, will you, sweetie?

Six-toed gun monkey. Boog, come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, I'm begging you. Please, please. Just untie me.

Come on. Please, please, please?

Hey, go on now. Scamper on back to the woods, little buddy.

Little one-horned freak.

Buddy? He called me "buddy."

My buck.