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Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969) - S01E13

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Fine... I'm the headwaiter.

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This is a vegetarian restaurant only.

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We serve no animal flesh of any kind.

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We're not only proud of that

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We're smug about it.

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So, if you were to come in here

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Asking me to rip open a small, defenseless chicken

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So you could chew its skin and eat its intestines

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I'm afraid I would have to ask you to leave.

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No, no, no, no.

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Likewise if you were to ask me

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To slice the sides off a cow

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And serve it with small pieces of its liver

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Or, indeed, drain the lifeblood from a pig

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Before cutting off one of its legs

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Or carve the living giblets

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From a sheep and serve them

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With the fresh brains, bowels

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Guts and spleen of a small rabbit

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We wouldn't do it!