Oh, please, stop it. Come on, honey. He's 17 years old.

That's what I'm worried about.

Let's be realistic here, okay?

This is Thomas we're talking about. He's not exactly Mr. Popular.

- What is that supposed to mean? - I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid.

He's got a couple of friends. They're gonna hang out, but they're not gonna do anything.

He's a sweet kid, but...

...he's a loser.

ALL (SINGING): Happy birthday to you

(PARENTS APPLAUDING)

DAD: Happy birthday, Thomas. - Whoo! Yay!

DAD: All right, honey, car is here.

- Boys, gotta get to school. THOMAS: Cool.

Hold on. We gotta give Thomas his birthday present.

How cool is it that Thomas was born on your anniversary?

What a great anniversary gift, a baby.

MOM: Happy birthday, sweetie. THOMAS: Ahh.

- Mom's minivan? Nice. DAD: Yeah.

It's just for school and back. That's it, right?

- Yes. Thank you so much. - Cool, right? You have a car now.