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Zoolander

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- We're a different breed. - So why male models?

Zoolander

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Think about it, Derek.

Zoolander

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Male models are genetically constructed to become assassins...

Zoolander

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They're in peak physical condition...

Zoolander

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They can gain entry to the most secure places in the world.

Zoolander

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And most important of all, models don't think for themselves.

Zoolander

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- They do as they're told. - That is not true.

Zoolander

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Yes it is, Derek.

Zoolander

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Yeah. Think about any photo shoot you've ever been on.

Zoolander

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You're a monkey, Derek!

Zoolander

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Yeah. No, I got that. I understand you don't literally mean...

Zoolander

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Uh, no, I don't think you do.

Zoolander

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Listen. It's not like we thinkwe're actually in a control tower...

Zoolander

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trying to reach outer space aliens or something, okay?

Zoolander

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Hello.

Zoolander

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- Oh, snap! - A joke.

Zoolander

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Instead of doing that, I'm gonna try to figure out a way into Maury's...

Zoolander

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before Derek assassinates a world leader.

Zoolander

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Wait.

Zoolander

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I have an idea.