Josh, I'm sorry to hear about your mother.

Oh, yeah. Thanks, Mae.

- Mae, have you got the parking ticket? - No. You took it.

Your father thinks it is his fault because of the divorce.

Well, clearly, it is.

Oh, yes, of course it is.

You break up with someone, what is the point for them in living?

They may as well end it.

They have experienced perfect love and they will never find happiness again,

so they may as well end it, because you are so perfect.

It's not like that.

Alan, I promise you,

no-one is attempting suicide because a fat man like you dumped them.

- Yes, well... - She has a mental disorder.

Yes, I understand that, Mae, but I do think...

Dad, I think she's right. I don't know if you've seen your face lately.

- It's like a scrotum. - (CHUCKLES)

(SNIFFLES)

Shaniqua!

- Ain't nobody gonna mess with you. - Hey, Tom.