Hey, Tanner! Wow, you're so big!

So I'm not five years old anymore. It's such a freaking shocker.

Funny. Yeah.

What a shithead.

What's that over there? Is that a margarita machine?

Oh, yes, this is my new very best friend in the whole wide world.

I have a Iittle bit of a SkyMall problem.

Do you want one? I can make you one. Please.

We normally have a 4:30 ritual and I always say,

Why have 5:00 when you could have 4:30?

Do you ever read SkyMall?

Yeah, when I'm on a plane.

Yeah. It's good reading.

Little more. Okay.

Keep going. Okay.

I thought you rented construction equipment.

I do. Porta-Pottys.

What do you think, construction workers hold it in all day?

Here's a Iittle business model for you, Mr. New York Fancy Pants.

They shit, I rake it in.