If some really studly guy hit on her...

So, you're saying that she would cheat on you

if she were placed in temptation's way,

and yet you're in temptation's way and you're not cheating on her?

-That's right. -Okay, bro.

Here's what you need to do.

-I don't want drugs, Dean. -There are ways,

ancient ways from Aztec times

of getting your wife to cheat on you, if that is what you need.

Let's hear it.

You hire a gigolo

to have an affair with your wife.

-What? -I'm serious, bro. I know a guy.

-You know a gigolo? -Yes, I do.

How do you know a gigolo?

-This guy, Brad. -Brad the gigolo?

Yes, who comes in here all the time. He's friends of Cliff.

You hire Brad. He has an affair with Suzie.

All right. Yeah. Don't you have another customer to help or something?

Dude, you just told me that you wouldn't mind