PB!

What took you so long?

Oh, you should have seen me! That was amazing.

I was, like, swooshing and whooshing.

I was all like, "Sign here. Here's your package, sir."

They were like, "Thank you," and I was like, "You're welcome, Mr. Occu Pant."

And there were these little puffins. Oh, there are so many...

Swifty. Where have you been?

I was... out.

Out delivering packages?

No, no, not exactly.

No, it was a... single package.

Aha. You lie.

Wait, I was just answering accurately, right?

I mean accuracy...

is important, isn't it? All right, who sold me out?

Oh.

I didn't know it was a secret.

You said you got promoted to a Top Dog and, let's see, what else?

Shh, shh!