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Zoolander

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I wasn 't like every other kid, who dreams about being an astronaut...

Zoolander

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I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree...

Zoolander

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Richard Gere's a real hero of mine... Sting...

Zoolander

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What? No, I don't have time for this.

Zoolander

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Perhaps you'd rather go back to turning out novelty neckties.

Zoolander

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But my new fall line is almost due.

Zoolander

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And I trust you would like to live to see your spring line as well?

Zoolander

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The Malaysian prime minister visits New York in 14 days.

Zoolander

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Do it then.

Zoolander

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Fourteen days? That's Fashion Week. It's impossible! I have a show!

Zoolander

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It's perfect. Invite him to be your guest of honor.

Zoolander

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That's not enough time. It takes months to train an operative.

Zoolander

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What about Fabio?

Zoolander

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Too smart. This is a rush job.

Zoolander

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He's got to be extremely dim-witted.

Zoolander

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- You know the profile,Jacobim. - A beautiful, self-absorbed...

Zoolander

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simpleton who can be manipulated and molded like Jell-O.

Zoolander

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Or cookie dough.

Zoolander

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- Or Play-Doh. - Any kind of dough.

Zoolander

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The point is, we need an empty vessel...