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Mascots (2016)

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Not just the costume that I designed and went out one day onto the field with,

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but, you know, the muscle cars and the large cigars.

Mascots (2016)

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You know, I was overcompensating. Classic overcompensation.

Mascots (2016)

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But with support groups, I've made a lot of progress.

Mascots (2016)

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And, you know, I-I...

Mascots (2016)

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I stay away from medical terms like micropenis.

Mascots (2016)

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I'm phallically challenged...

Mascots (2016)

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and you know, some of the great groups that I rely on

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are Tom Thumb and Tiny Tim and Pinky Promise,

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that have helped me accept who I am as a man.

Mascots (2016)

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And right now, cochlear sex is really trending very hot.

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You wanna just put in, "hashtag..."

Mascots (2016)

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In any of your social media, "Hashtag, in your ear,"

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and you'll see what's going on.

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You have to be very careful how you spell that, though.

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So, make sure you spell it or say it, "In your ear."

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Otherwise, you know, people think you're talking about something else.

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[man] Have a good night.

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[Langston] We're two days away from the competition,

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and I hope you're proud of yourselves