and I don't ever want to be without you again.

I'd really like to believe you.

Well, then believe me.

Nobody asked you anything.

I missed you.

I'm Officer McCall. What's goin' on?

What the fuck do you mean, what's goin' on? I'll tell ya what's goin' on.

I'm about to fuckin' waste everybody in here, pal!

Okay, I'm a hostage negotiator. I'm here to help you.

How the hell are you gonna help me, pig?

Screw you, man! Fuck you, dude!

- Well, I want you to tell me what you need. - What do I need?

I'll tell you what I fuckin' need, man.

I need you to fuckin' find that dirtbag that fuckin' ran off with my wife, dude...

so I can cut his fuckin' balls off, man.

- Okay, l-l can't do that. - You can't fuckin' do it?

Why am I wasting my fuckin' time with you, man?

You piece of fuckin' frog shit, piece of shit asshole!

Hey, hey, is all the name-calling necessary? I don't like the verbal abuse.

No, not really, but I like to throw all that in there...