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Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969) - S01E13

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But underneath she has a heart of formica.

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Sorry about that.

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That's all right, sir, we get all sorts of lines in here.

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The headwaiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments

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And now, if you'll excuse me

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I have to go and commit suicide.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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It's all right. It's not because of anything serious.

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Oh, good.

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Quite frankly, I'm against people who commit suicide.

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I don't like that sort of person at all.

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I'm plain people and I'm proud of it.

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My mother's the salt of the earth

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And I don't take the pill 'cause it's nasty.

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Please excuse my wife

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She may not be very beautiful

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And she may have no money

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And she may be a little talentless

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Boring and dull, but on the other hand...

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Sorry, I can't think of anything.