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Mascots (2016)

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- and then just break their necks. - Yeah.

Mascots (2016)

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So, we had to switch it up.

Mascots (2016)

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Sometimes not even to eat 'em. Just... just for fun.

Mascots (2016)

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- It's a sadistic thing. - Yeah.

Mascots (2016)

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It's one of the few instances of sadism in the animal world.

Mascots (2016)

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So, we thought, "Well, that's not gonna work for..."

Mascots (2016)

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- "That doesn't fit." - "It's not for the families."

Mascots (2016)

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And we don't just work together on the field.

Mascots (2016)

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We are off the field over at Rhea Perlman Middle School,

Mascots (2016)

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where we are both teachers.

Mascots (2016)

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Yeah, and they say that those who can't do, teach,

Mascots (2016)

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and those who can't teach, teach gym,

Mascots (2016)

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and those who can't teach gym, teach driver's ed.

Mascots (2016)

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But, uh, joke's on them because I teach gym and driver's ed.

Mascots (2016)

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- I teach English. - [chuckles] Yeah.

Mascots (2016)

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- [beeping] - [man] Maybe just up a little bit higher.

Mascots (2016)

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There you go.

Mascots (2016)

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Up, up, up, up, up and stop.

Mascots (2016)

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[man] I have been running on fumes.

Mascots (2016)

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I've been running around like a chicken with my head cut off,