It's Thursday at 11:00. I know money's tight for you right now.

You know what? Never mind.

Uh, wait. How much does it pay?

It's only 75 bucks, but it could be a thing.

I'll be there.

Thank you really. That's... Yeah, thank you.

- Wow. - Okay, bye. Bye-bye.

All right, see you.

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♪ Everyone who ever has Or ever will be anyone will be there ♪

- You were right. - I know.

♪ Never in the history Of entertainment will there be ♪

♪ An affair quite like it ♪

♪ The event of the century ♪

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♪ We cannot afford to miss This night of bliss ♪

♪ The 31st annual Face Awards ♪

♪ Presentation ceremony Live via satellite in color ♪

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